Showing posts with label gelak maih. Show all posts
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Monday, 14 March 2011

Penghantar MCD delivery. LOL

Assalamualaikum. Life is great. Appreciate it. :)

Penghantar MCD delivery yang baru berusia 17 tahun. 
*tunggu result SPM.

Firstly, I got a nag from my mom cause not buying food for lunch.
Parents busy working, this what happens. *-_____________-"
I got so bored then, I gave a call to the MCD Delivery. 
This was the first time for me doing thissssss!
I was embarrassed. 

I gave a call twice coz the 1st time I hang up the phone line. (Serious sengal)
Then, I was quite weird. He told me to wait for a minute but I hang up? *whattt! 
Memangla kan..... again!
2nd call.
I asked about my delivery. Yes. Just now, the delivery was not accomplished yet. 
SO he asked for my number and I gave him. 
Maybe for asking directions. *It supposed to be.
MCD: The delivery will reach at your house about 45 minutes. With total charges: bla3. 

About 20 minutes later, I received a call asking for the house direction. Then, he came. Yeay! My MCD!
*agak cepat di situ yer.?
I finished my lunch. Continued my works(poyo). 
Suddenly, I received a text asking for:
Hai.. Boleh berkenalan. 

Okey. That number was the number that the MCD delivery use. (as far as I remember just now)
SO, I checked and yes. Its him.
I ignored.
Later, received a call.
HE asked why and all that stuff. 
So, TO get me away with it. Not by hurting him so, I asked his age. 
He said 17. I gave a laugh. I told him. I'm 19 and I studied at university. 
He quickly hang up the phone after saying the bye-bye.
I teased him by sending a text:
Good luck eh dik. Result SPM taklama lagi dah.
Lepas tuh block number dia. Hak3. 

*agak jahat di situ yer. hehe.
LOL. Budak-budak zaman sekarang. *haihhhhh. Apa mau jadi.



p/s: Lain kali check background orang dulu sebelum hentam je. 

Thursday, 30 December 2010

Oh, Leganya!

Assalamualaikum. Life is great. Appreciate it. :)

Seriously, today is a good day. :) I love it.
Oh, kenapa eh?
Yezza. Hari ini lulus test JPJ. *phewww
Seronok gila. oh, yer.!
Jumpa kawan2 baru, Aisyah, Teha, Ang, Faz.
Mari ikuti sorotan cerita hari ini.

trend baju kalau sejuk
1.
Pagi-pagi aq keluar rumah. *cey, bangun awal sekali kat rumah tuh yang paling taktahan.:D
Mindset( get ready ) *kunun je nie..
Did I mention, SEJUK! 
Macam membeku aq. Bertambah-tambah lagi bila gabra. *haihhh.
Tengah sejuk tuh, aq jumpa Aisyah.
Peramah uh orangnya.
:) aq suka. Then, we chat and chat, and at last. One thing that we knew.
We had been in the same schools and had the same friends, well till now. So, I got connected back to her. :)

teha.
2.
Lepas tuh, pergi la tandas. 
:( Tempat aq duduk ade orang ambil la pulak. 
Terpaksa cari lain.Tapi penuh jugak.
Nak ke taknak, aq pon join la amoi tuh duk depan-depan signboard welcome to msdc.( macam penyambut tetamu la pulak )  
haha. *lantak lah. kat situ ada la batu untuk duduk. (Janji dapat duduk ) .Lenguh oh.
Situ aq kenal dengan Teha. 
Baru lepas spm nie, dy sangat sempoi oh. Cakap sesuka hati je, tapi sangat lawak!

ang

3.
Pergi ambil no. giliran sebab sepatutnya test pukul 10.30 pg ( tapi sebenarnya tak pon ) 
Kena tunggu kat tempat tuh, lama la jugak sebab budak-budak first drive try dulu.* pernah fail dulu. :(
lama gilaaa. dorang tuh dahla 40 lebeh. Macam berjanggut aq, perut aq buat macam-macam lagu.
Woww. Kat situ, aq duduk sebelah Ang. Dapat la berkenal-kenal. :) Bakal cikgu macam aq jugak.
* I LIKE!

4. Sebelah Ang pulak , si Faz. ( gambar dy takde la pulak ) 
Dy lagi lah sangat-sangat peramah. Kerja dya asik mengunyah Chewing gum Dentist
lepas tuh beli susu, nak kuatkan tisu, dy kata. hah, sila cuba ye. :D


 Dari makcik jpj yang baik hati lagi peramah kepada abg-abg jpj yang hensem-hensem lagi muda. ( hensem dari tepi je ) 

teha: Amboi, comel, kiut-miut, abg tuh. Dah la muda pulak tuh.
Aq: Mane? 
Teha& faz: dalam kete tuh.
Teha: Best nya dapat abg macam tuh. ( dy mula berangan-angan dah) 
Aq: banyak la kau.Jom kita tengok hensem tak.
Ang: Tengok2. 

Jalan keluar..
Ditakdirkan, abg tuh pon keluar.
Errk.
Teha: huh! Dah tua! Nampak hensem je tadi!
Faz: yelah!
Aq & Ang da bantai-bantai gelak.


Aq: tuh la abg kesayangan korang yang hensem tuh. nak sangat tadi.
teha: huh. bagi  free pon takhingin. tak lalu aq! ( kerek tiba-tiba ) hahahaha
Lepas tuh dy lalu lagi.
Teha: Amboi, tengok la. Abg tuh taknak pandang kiter sume lagi lah.
Aq: Yelah, kiter dah pandang dy tadi.
Ang: Dy malu la tuh. 
Faz: (sebok mengunyah.)
teha: Eley abg nie, malu-malu pulak. 
(meremang pulak aq dengar. geli oh ) tapi lawak oh.
gedik dya jadi kot! hahaha.
Senyum macam dia. 

Hari ini adalah hari paling kelakar untuk aq ketika ambil test jpj.

Tengah tunggu turn nak bawak.
Ada sorang pkcik nie, korang nie.
Ni adalah ujian minda.
Korang kene mindset minda korang tuh.
Kalau set boleh, mesti boleh.
(taktahu pulak aq kat sini ada kaunselor ) 
ada ker? ish.
takpayah takut2.( dah semangat dah ) Tibe-tibe..
Anak pakcik pon fail jugak. * kenapa dy cakap psl fail ohh. kacau arhh.
Sampuk pakcik lagi 1, pakcik katsini dah 18 tahun dah. Dah rabun pakcik tengok semua nie.( eleh, padahal sebenarnya dy memang dah tua, buat alasan jee pakcik tuh ) :D
Korang nak lulus kan, panggil pakcik kt atas tuh. Nama dy Hashim. Panggil dy ABG. ABG HASHIM.
perh. lawak oh. bgus gak idea dy. 
teringat pulak aq. teha kata nak cium pakcik Hashim tuh kalau dy lulus. Time drive nty, dy nak kenyit-kenyit mata kat pakcik tuh. *lawak oh.
(merepek je keje ) 
Aq dah bantai gelak. Kurang gabra dah. *terima kasih oh pakcik. Lawak. 

At the end. Kami ber4 lulus dengan jayanya. :) 
Moral of the story: Jadi peramah. Ramai orang suke. :) 


p/s: Terima kasih kepada Pakcik Dolah, jurulatih aq. Sampai pagi tadi berlatih oh. :)